Exhibit VII · 2026 Week 1

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑 ↔ Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks

By The Archive · Week 1 · 2026 · Apr 30, 2026

2Sides

5Assets in Root

6Trades in Lineage

4Generations Deep

The VerdictDP value · 1QB

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

At Trade

71+3

Peak

68+4

Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks

At Trade

68−3

Peak

64−4

The Deal

Week 1Apr 30, 2026

2-team · 5 assets

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

Receives

2027 R5
2026 R3 → De'Zhaun Stribling
2026 R4 → Justin Joly

Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks

Receives

2027 R4
2026 R3 → De'Zhaun Stribling

Forward Lineage

Every asset from this trade, traced forward through every follow-on deal. Indented lines are downstream trades — the assets that were born of, or packaged with, what came through this wire.

Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

received

2027 Round 5
Pick
Pick lineage unresolved — see the 2027 draft board.
2026 Round 3
Pick
Became De'Zhaun Stribling (WR · R3.06) · drafted by Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks · best guess
Re-traded · 2026 W1
Deep dive →
MattOD11
- ← 2026 R3 → De'Zhaun Stribling
- ← 2026 R4 → Justin Joly
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑
- ← 2026 R3 → De'Zhaun Stribling
Onward
- MattOD11's 2026 R3 → 2026 W1
- MattOD11's 2026 R4 → 2026 W1
- Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑's 2026 R3 → 2026 W1
2026 Round 4
Pick
Became Justin Joly (TE · R4.11) · drafted by MattOD11 · best guess
Re-traded · 2026 W1
Deep dive →
MattOD11
- ← 2026 R3 → De'Zhaun Stribling
- ← 2026 R4 → Justin Joly
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑
- ← 2026 R3 → De'Zhaun Stribling
Onward
- MattOD11's 2026 R3 → 2026 W1
- MattOD11's 2026 R4 → 2026 W1
- Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑's 2026 R3 → 2026 W1

Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks

received

2027 Round 4
Pick
Pick lineage unresolved — see the 2027 draft board.
Re-traded · 2026 W1
Deep dive →
Aim for the bushes
- ← 2026 R4 → Jeff Caldwell
TE City
- ← 2027 R4
- ← 2026 R5 → Caleb Douglas
Onward
- TE City's 2027 R4 → 2026 W1
- TE City's 2026 R5 → 2026 W1
2026 Round 3
Pick
Became De'Zhaun Stribling (WR · R3.06) · drafted by Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks · best guess
Re-traded · 2026 W1
Deep dive →
Emerald City FC
- ← 2026 R3 → Emmett Johnson
Aim for the bushes
- ← 2027 R3
- ← 2026 R5 → Caleb Douglas
Onward
- Emerald City FC's 2026 R3 → 2026 W1
- Aim for the bushes's 2026 R5 → 2026 W1

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